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today is the most horrible day in my life as i live this 18 years so far . well i dont think this the most horrible because there even more horrible thing i ever done before this .

the thing start when i was going downstairs for eating my lunch . i eat soo many kind of lauk2 because im soo hungry and lack of food :p . am i?? :p . so when i was eating . i dont remmber anything instead of hungry and want to finish that food.

as i done with that . me and my friend walk to the hostel back . and as i reach infront of my room i stop and gaze at the door. "oh damn shit i dont bring my key !" . then i ran to my friend room and told her i didnt bring my key . how do im suppose to enter the room !!! ???

my friend ask me to ask my toiletmate a key for me to get ito my room from the toilet . after i get the key from them at the cafeteria , i went at the back of the door and ..."shoot !! aku kunci pulak dahh pintu belakang !! damn stupid ahhh" . maybe i shut off the door cause i just put my laptop on my bed , so i afraid someone would get into my room  from the back toilet and take anything of mine.

duhhh..what to do eh ... i get into my room back and i ask her wht should i do to get in . se said hmm..maybe i should call my roomate . my roomate was out with his nephew . i dont know where she is going out of nowhere . so i call .. i told her thati left my key inside and i cant get in from the back cause i closed my toilet door..she just said "ohh yeke..aalaamak saya tak tau lg balik kul berapa ni .. saya nak pg umah makcik saya nii..nanti saya call awak balik lah ea.." so i just replied okay ...

a moment later, she still dont even call me.. i just wait because i need my laptop to finish my assignment . if not, i'll be late done it . but she doesnt give any respond  .

then i ask my friend "weh mcamana weh nak masukkk??" my friend said "hmmm..meh kita cuba guna paper clip ni ..." me"haaa...bgus gak tuh(ayat nak sedapkan ati)" ... okay then both of us standing infront of my door and korek2 the tombl with the paper clip. at first i just jolok2 the tombol to try kot2 boleh open ke kan hahaha . but then tak bole pun. then my friend bend the front of the paper clip a bit and jolok inside . she push2 it and suddenly.....tak bole keluar kan balik.....oh maaaii gad !!! baapaakkk cemas dia , bila trying to pull out the clipit even move at all.... duhhh i said "weh daripada kunci boleh masuk, skrng ni kalau ada kunci pun memang tak bleh masuk dah nih" . hahahha memang we keep pulling but it doesnt work at all.

my friend is giving up. she said "maz, aku rasa dah tak de pilihan lain dah ni. kita kena panjat jugak tingkap and masuk ikut pintu belakang. (muka confident)" . me"what!!! are u sure??? kau bia betul ni?? boleh ke?????" .my friend walk to my toilet . she panjat the sanitary bin and she look outside from a hole window on the top of the wall . she climb and she sit on it  as she stried to jump. suddenly she stop and said "weh ! tinggi sangat ni weh ! gayat aku !!" . i was supporting his legs from below and i said "weh kau jgn ah takut2, kau takut kang aku pun takut nanti" .

lpas tu dia takut gak . so plan is changed . i make a decision to jump first . then tse jump after me hahaha. so at first as i sit on the tembok i was about scared a bit and im suddengly remmbered that i ni gayat kan . so i just think how i could sit hereeee ?? hahahah what to say what to do  i have to jump  what ever happen . so lepas aku lompt dengan penuh gaya ... tase pu melompat hahahaha . so kitorang tried to break off the window key box . the window key box is made up of plastic and been covered with glass . we have to break the class to take the key . the key can open the window so that i could enter from the window hahahaa . but we try as many times to break it with the knife . we use the back of the knife to open it . but it is very damn hard . and it just like didnt show any progress .

a moment later we are giving up . we climb back n the wall and get into the toilet back hahaha . then as i walk through my toiletmate room , she told me that i could get the spare key from the Pakgad ! hahaah oh damn kalau aku tau memnag aku tak buat ah kerja gilaaa ni -___-

so i went out to the front gate where the pengawal2 keselamatan is there . and they are conrolling the in out of the student or the visitor . so i cakap

me : ermm saya nak tanya kalau pintu tak bole bukak sebab kunci tertinggal kat sni ada kunci spare tak?
pakcik guard 1 : laaa dah kenapa? mana kunci??
me : aaaa? tadi saya turun makan dekat cafe tapi saya tlupa bawak kunci >_<
pakcik guard 1: ehhh mcamana boleh lupa ni??? hp bawak tak??
me: aaaah? bawak..
pakcik guard 1: haahh hp bawak pulak ??
me : hehehhee . kunci tu tlupeee..
pakcik guard 2 : kamu duduk maana? ornag mana ni?
me: aaa? wangsa maju ...
pakcik guard 1 : hahh ! ala dekat sangat wm tuh . japlg boleh balik rumah jelah
me : aaaahhh? hahahaha tapi saya takde lah nak balik sekarang >_<
pakcik guard 3 : meh ikut saya ambik kunci
me : ouh okay....erm tapi .. pintu tu tak boleh bukak sebab tadi kawan saya cuba jolok2 pintu tu guna lidi then tarik balik lidi tu dah tak boleh keluar .
pakcik guard 1 : hahh !! apaa !! lidi patah dalam tombol????
me : eh tak..bukan2 .. lidi tuh ada kat situ cuma tak boleh tarik keluar je
pakcik guard1 : ya allah pandai2 jolok tuh kenapa?? nak jd Mc Gyver keee?? ni student course apaa ni
me : aaaa??? multimedia..
pakcik guard 1 : haa memang patutlah asyik nak pomen2 jeeee
pakcik guard 2 : tu kena bukak tombol tu harga mahal tahu tak. kalau taktau jgn pandai2 tau . susah nnti
pakcik guard 3 : apa kata jolok je gna kunci tuh sebab dah jolok2 kot2 patah ke lidi dalam tu.
me : ermm dalam tu bukan lidi tapi besi ...
pakcik guard 3 : haaaahhh besi !!!! adi kata lidi !! ni dah tpu nih
me : eh tak memang besi saya salah ckp..
pakcik guard 3 : aduh mcamana nak keluarkan kalau besii ?? .Allah... (sambil pgg dada).. aduh sakit jantung aku ..
pakcik guard 2 : kau ambik no nih . dia tukang bukak kunci .
me : ok2 (sambil salin no)
pakcik guard 2 : jom ikut saya ambik kunci .
me : oh ok.. ( ikut g kat tepi block )
pakcik guard : ( masuk dalam stor kunci and amik kunci spare ) aku kunci kau dalam ni sebagai denda nak tak ?
me : ermmm takknk (geleng2)
pakcik guard 2 : (jalan dengan aku naik lif g tingkat 3 )
me :( aduh malunya.....jalan dengan polis lelaki naik atas ...mesti dorang ni ingat aku ada kes ni...sambil tgok kat foyer budak2 dok pandang2 aku ..
pakcik guard : (sampai depan pintu aku ) mna kawan u yang pandai2 tu?
me : aaaa? erkk jap..(pangil tase)
tase : ( keluar bilik sambil gelak2)
pakcik guard2 : mcmana kamu pandai2 jolok guna benda ni? ingat boleh bukak ke? ni mesti tengok dlm tv banyak ni  nak jd mc gyver sgt .
tase : hahahahahaa !
pakcik guard : korek2 tombol punya besi tuh and then besi tuh dah keluar .
me : (tengok tse punya muka dengan ekspresi terkejut and terpegun) mak aih mcmana dia wat jap je????
pakcik guard2 : ( masuk kunci ) tengok..kunci pun tak bole masuk dah ni .
me : ermm maybe tu kunci lama sebab haritu kami dah tukar tombol sebab tombol tu dah rosak .
pakcik guard2 : ouh yeke . okaylah call no saya bg awak td
me : okay2 . (call cepat2)
pakcik guard2 : (cakap degn orng no tu suh bwk dtg kunci spare ) nanti kau tggu dia dtg . bak sini hp kau aku pegang . nnti trun bwah amik.

a moment later after abang tuh dah bukak bilik aku . aku terus masuk n trun bwah amik hp aku . hahahaha hp aku takde battry takut ada incoming call ke susah aarrr !!

hahahaha haritu aku dengan tase gelak je 24 jam hahaha memang tak boleh lupa ah aksi stunt kitorang hahahaa . haish malu je ada akak tuh tengok intai2 dri bilik dia hahhaha . kami just tengok balik jerk hahaha